Content Creator Gifts

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

Content Street Vendor

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Think.

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.

"We don't communicate any more..."

'I believe his website just moved up a place on Google.'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Hits Needed, please click.

'Wait, I've got it! This ad is going to actually say something! Now, what will it say?'

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

Historic business: 'I create content, Felton does the marketing, and Cedwick, over there by the window, takes care of distribution.'

'I like the way you walk the walk and talk the talk, but we want someone to blog the blog!'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

'Bad dog! No blogging!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

Newspapers

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Cat Blog.

Bloggers Anonymous.