Content Creator Pillows

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

Content Street Vendor

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Think.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'Wait, I've got it! This ad is going to actually say something! Now, what will it say?'

Historic business: 'I create content, Felton does the marketing, and Cedwick, over there by the window, takes care of distribution.'

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'I like the way you walk the walk and talk the talk, but we want someone to blog the blog!'

Hits Needed, please click.

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'Bad dog! No blogging!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times."

William Caxton, New Media Agency.

Blogging Shoes

Years ago, the world watched us on TV. Now all we get is a You Tube link.

"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

The Little Search Engine That Could.