Content Creators Pillows

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

TV-Man

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.