Content Creator Aficionado Pillows

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

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"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Important Food Groups

Bright Idea

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Giraffe Selfie

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Thinking outside of the box

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Could you keep still?"

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."