Content Creators Mugs

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

'How fast can you hype?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

TV-Man

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."