Content Creation Mugs

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Tweeter's Block

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"And if you liked that sample of wisdom, sign up at my Patreon page where I unlock the secrets of my inner peace just for my subscribers."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"So how much money do you make?"

Digital Marketing

'If content is king, why are content creators paupers?'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Does he know he's only got two followers?"

Content Creator

'Marry me, Shirley - I desperately need content.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Every two days we create more content than existed since the dawn of civilisation."

"Elves making content for the poor influencer."

Witches of Instagram

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."