Content Creation Gifts

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Tweeter's Block

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

Digital Marketing

'If content is king, why are content creators paupers?'

'How fast can you hype?'

Content Creator

'Marry me, Shirley - I desperately need content.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Every two days we create more content than existed since the dawn of civilisation."

"Elves making content for the poor influencer."

Witches of Instagram

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

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"You know, there are other emojis."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'