Digital Content Creation Gifts

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'