Digital Creator Gifts

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."