Digital World Creator Gifts

"Nice game design Billy. Perhaps a bit too realistic!"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

I.T. Fear

Internet.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"So how much money do you make?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?