Digital World Creator Gifts

"Nice game design Billy. Perhaps a bit too realistic!"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

I.T. Fear

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Web cams. Web scams

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?