Digital World Adventurer Gifts

"Still no followers? I'm such a loser!"

A man and his dog glued to their phones

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Baby Screen Time

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Desert wifi

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'