Digital Age Adventurers Gifts

Life Extension Journal.

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

WiFi Signals

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Baby Screen Time

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Statue of liberty selfie

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Desert wifi

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''