Digital Day Adventurer Gifts

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Baby Screen Time

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."