Digital Day Adventurer Gifts

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Baby Screen Time

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.