Digital Age Adventurer Gifts

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

'The computer's brand new!'

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

"I wonder if the Yankees won... Yes! Crazy I still have service out here."

Good morning, sir, Rudy Park, citizen blogger. It's a quiet Sunday morning. Leave me in peace. Interesting. Sounds like you're hiding something! What? Do you owe back taxes? Did you take steroids? Have you filmed a music video with a scantily clad Melania lookalike, like that rapper T.I. did? Did you dress up in some weird animal costume? Was it a giraffe? I will get to the bottom of it!!! Help me out, I've got a self-imposed blogging deadline every six minutes. Sorry, pal. Local man denies besm

'Make sure you log off when you're done.'

"He's the social media member who chooses to remain anonymous."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'Why don't you quit your job and volunteer to be the keyword guy for my online business?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Baby Screen Time

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Meet the new factory manager.