Digital Age Adventurer Gifts

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

'The computer's brand new!'

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

"I wonder if the Yankees won... Yes! Crazy I still have service out here."

'Make sure you log off when you're done.'

"He's the social media member who chooses to remain anonymous."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'Why don't you quit your job and volunteer to be the keyword guy for my online business?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

WiFi Signals

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Baby Screen Time

Man doing a search on a computer

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',