Digital Frontier Adventurer Gifts

"The fact your job involves virtual reality doesn't mean you can pay your taxes with virtual money."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

Binary Man

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'