Digital Age Explorers Gifts

"Your mother and I are concerned about how much time you spend online."

"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"

That's why you can't have one.

There's some guy in the caf

"Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?"

'Mum, Dad, this is Archie - he's from the Internet.'

'Mom and dad were really spoiled. They never had to worry about recharging their phones.'

"When you're finished unpinning the clothes from the taskbar, can we go look at the new phones?"

"Honey, Grandma's face is not a touch screen."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Baby Screen Time

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."