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"Your mother and I are concerned about how much time you spend online."

"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"

"Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?"

'Mom and dad were really spoiled. They never had to worry about recharging their phones.'

"When you're finished unpinning the clothes from the taskbar, can we go look at the new phones?"

"Honey, Grandma's face is not a touch screen."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Baby Screen Time

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Desert wifi

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."