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Wolf Email to the Moon

The Computer Bore

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Baby Screen Time

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Pan Extension Chord

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Desert wifi

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'