Digital World Explorers T-Shirts

"Slow down! Drive as if your kids are looking at their devices and not paying attention to traffic."

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Web cams. Web scams

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Social media and privacy

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'