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"What did you do to waste time before social media?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

Internet Shopping is Not What it Was

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Baby Screen Time

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Buy my data $20"

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

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Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

His Master's Data.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'