Digital Era Explorers Prints

"What did you do to waste time before social media?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

Internet Shopping is Not What it Was

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Baby Screen Time

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Modern Life Blues

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Statue of liberty selfie

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Buy my data $20"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

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Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background