Digital World Wanderer T-Shirts

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Pretzel.com

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Computer games

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Wikipedia...

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Streaming"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

The Blob's Blog.

Computer Life

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

The Wiki Man.

Social Notworking

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'