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Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Second lifeReal life.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Cyber Dream

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Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

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'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Hiding From Social Media

Family separated by the Internet

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Log into nature"

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."