Digital World Explorers Mugs

"Slow down! Drive as if your kids are looking at their devices and not paying attention to traffic."

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Internet.

Baby Screen Time

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Web cams. Web scams

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

Life Extension Journal.

Social media and privacy

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"