Digital World Explorer Mugs

Web cams. Web scams

"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

'The computer's down.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"First it was repetitive stress injury, then carpal tunnel syndrome. Now it's cellphone elbow."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

Child psychologist

"Hold on a second. I'm updating my profile status."

"What does it all mean?"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"I prefer filtered coffee."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."