Digital World Gifts

Computer Key Office

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

Accessing the internet.

I.T. Fear

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

Social Media

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Online form - Submit.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"