Digital Worlds Gifts

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

I.T. Fear

Graduates on their phones

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Zoom Wedding

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Web cams. Web scams

Strategies that will always work