Content Creator Humor Gifts

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Football Chameleon

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Giraffe Selfie

"Did you get my tweet?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.