Content Creator Humor Gifts

Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Football Chameleon

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Giraffe Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media