Quirky Content Creator Gifts

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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

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"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

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"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

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"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Advertising on the internet.