Quirky Creative Gifts

'Mind if I join you?'

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Wordilly Durdillies - A tootie fruitie

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

STRIP Hambone: Desktop Publishing by potato printing

"Omg! What was I thinking?!"

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

Joined at the hipster.

Giraffe Selfie

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Texturing the Walls

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."