Quirky Art Gifts

A Mouse about to be executed with a Mousetrap.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Snail Estate Agents

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Easter Egg Heads

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

Will work for a wedgie

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

Joined at the hipster.

Bizarre sights.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Egyptian Football

Texturing the Walls

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."