Quirky Art Pillows

A Mouse about to be executed with a Mousetrap.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Snail Estate Agents

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Easter Egg Heads

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Will work for a wedgie

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

Bizarre sights.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Egyptian Football

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Fly Artist

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.