Quirky Artists Pillows

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'He's maturing early.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Large, wrinkly

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Egyptian Football

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Fly Artist

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."