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"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Anna Calvi

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'He's maturing early.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Joined at the hipster.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Egyptian Football

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Fly Artist

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

'Mind if I join you?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.