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'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Oh, don't mind Neville. He's always working on some project or another.'

Lariant Art.

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"So if you don't use oils or acrylics, what do you use?" (Artist using striped toothpaste).

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Giraffe Selfie

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Don't editorialize."

"He's an abstract artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."