Quirky Creativity Lover T-Shirts

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Texturing the Walls

"He's an abstract artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Great tights!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Air Dentistry

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I usually work in snow."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'