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"I'm making a candlewick spread, so how do I get the wicks out?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Mind if I join you?'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Air Dentistry

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Watch Your Step

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"