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"I call it a 'Circus Peanut'."

"He's an abstract artist."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Egyptian Football

Football Crazy strip six

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Fly Artist

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great tights!"

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A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Who's the artist?"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Naked Furniture