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"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Bait.

"I love you, you big fool."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He's an abstract artist."

Football Crazy strip six

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Great tights!"

Air Dentistry

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'What's wrong with you?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Ass-less Chaps

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Lady Gaga

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"