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"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Bait.

"I love you, you big fool."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He's an abstract artist."

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"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Great tights!"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

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'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Ass-less Chaps

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

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