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'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"He's an abstract artist."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Great tights!"

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Air Dentistry

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I usually work in snow."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'