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'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

"He's an abstract artist."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Mind if I join you?'

"Great tights!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Air Dentistry

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I usually work in snow."

Police Box

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Lady Gaga

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Bottom House

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.