Quirky Creator Mugs

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Oh, don't mind Neville. He's always working on some project or another.'

Lariant Art.

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"So if you don't use oils or acrylics, what do you use?" (Artist using striped toothpaste).

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Giraffe Selfie

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Don't editorialize."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"He's an abstract artist."

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Mind if I join you?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

E M Forster.