Quirky T-Shirts

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Mouse execution

Best before 65 million BC.

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

"I'd like to order a cheese pizza with everything on it except cheese."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Joined at the hipster.

Nun Fight.

Hats and Food

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Victorian Gentleman

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Mind if I join you?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

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