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"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

'He's maturing early.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Victorian Gentleman

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Real Estate Personals

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Niche Extracurriculars

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

"I beg to differ."