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'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Advanced footsie

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"This does not make us friends."

Prison Romance.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"Don't tell him anything."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Face Mask Romance

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"