Quirky Pals T-Shirts

"This does not make us friends."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

"He was a sea rescue."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Advanced footsie

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

Giraffe Selfie

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Penguin Remote

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Don't tell him anything."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Face Mask Romance

Prison Romance.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Graffitti.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'