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"And this is Kabob."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Penguin Remote

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Giraffe Selfie

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"This does not make us friends."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

The crown

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"God, they're needy."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

The New Baby