Quirky Friend Aficionados Gifts

"And this is Kabob."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Penguin Remote

Giraffe Selfie

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"This does not make us friends."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

The crown

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

"God, they're needy."

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

Have you seen me?