Furry Friend Aficionados Gifts

"God, they're needy."

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

Doggie Big Slurp

'You've got my chair, my bed, my house. . . how about letting me have the backyard?'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Be kind"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."