Furry Friend Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"This is the best news."

'Nice Mission Statement.'

Love.

"I got you the same thing."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

The team is making an exciting new addition.

'Where's the dog food section?.'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Puppy Love.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'I'd invite you in but we've got this new cream sofa and matching rug!'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

A yellow dog

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

"Ladies and gentlemen. . . .this dog has been chosen to host the next flea olympics. Fleas from every country will compete, and record attendance is expected."

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

'Well, Doctor Morrison, when do you want to see us again?'

'Tou've just missed him. The dog's taking him for a walk.'

'Well, to him fetch means fetch!'

'We guard the house, we bring in the paper, we take them for walks, but we're still not good enough to sit at the table with them.'

Winter walk.

'Next!'

"You're aware that a dog isn't a substitute for having kids, aren't you?"

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.